Hot Girls & Stupid Stories
Fuckable Lola: Classiness Personified
When the prefix of your stage name begins with”Fuckable,” only then can you truly say that your parents did an awesome job of raising you. For the time honored role of penis slot. But don’t let this girl’s handle mislead you. This Harvard educated English major can write a books of sonnets as fast as she can suck through a 10-man bukkake. Well… I might of exaggerated those credentials a tad. Any porn vet knows it takes at least a quarter-hour, from lineup to full cum-mask, but you get my point. Also, my fact-checker is an opened can of paint thinner. I call her delicious.
Rachel Sexton in Zero Gravity Pantyhose
All kinds of WTF happening here. Apparently Rachel Sexton’s floor is a zero gravity zone, as she’s spent the entire photo shoot doing all sorts of astronaut inspired poses. Or perhaps this is what modeling sexy see-thru pantyhose demands. Whatever the case, I’m liking where this is going! A blonde bimbo in various states of undress aboard the ISS’s wood deck kitchen? Someone’s going to run with that idea in the distant future (hello space perverts from the year 2090!).
Your Caitlynn: This Chic is Thick
I don’t know if the shot above is cute or retarded. Perhaps, retardedly cute? This college girl, or girl who at least once thought about going to college, is known as Your Caitlynn.
Darien A. – Pool Party of One
It’s always a bad sign when you’ve shown up to a pool party only to realize that you are the sole guest and some horny looking gruff smelling like Burger King and covered in Nikon lenses is waddling over to hand you his business card. Such a scenario just might have gone down moments before these shots of Darien A. were taken. Because that’s exactly how I would of planned it!
Melinda’s Big Ass Adventure
I’m not even going to pretend that I understand what’s going on in this complete batshit circus of a photoshoot. It seems that our favorite hippy chic is back saluting the sky with her tight ass and shaved pussy. So really, there’s not much to figure out here for the less inquisitive among us.
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